May 2011
I was talking to my friend Eddie on the phone and I mentioned that I wanted a donut.
He promptly picked me up in five minutes and we went to Winchell’s.
We are great friends.
Also, this guy handed me a 330 page book that his pastor wrote outside of Winchell’s.
April 2011
Yesterday around 5 I got all ready and looking super cute and stuff so I text my friend that I’m ready and I’ll just wait for them to pick me up.
She says “hmm kellie i have some bad news ____ can’t pick us up anymore”
I ask when she found this out and she never replied.
Go die in a hole.
If you had told me Monday that I was going to go see Speedy I would have been like “ooidfjaklfdjalfddjalfd, JESSSS” now that you’re like “yup we’re kickin it with Speedy tomorrow” I’m like “ok.”
Oh well.
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Oh yeah, I have homework
Uhh. I think I will leave this here.
Sorry to whoever I messed up this song for.
How hawkward when the guy you have been having a thing and flirting decides to be a douche, then posts about how much he misses his ex-girlfriend on Facebook, and you realize not only that you don’t give fuuuuuu’ but you can actual relate to what he’s going through because you went through the same thing. Except being a douche. Just the ex part.
When the guy you’ve been talking to all of a sudden decides he wants to be douche-lord.
On to the next one.
New icon.
because you all care.
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That moment when the guy you’ve been flirting with has a supposed hoe for his on and off girlfriend.
You are so dumb, you are really dumb, fo’ real.
That awkward moment when you sleep at your...
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Helping your sister shop for a prom dress.
Tough work.
My five or six year old cousin asked yesterday if she could change shirts because she was wearing her 12 year old sister’s shirt and she said it was too tight.
My twelve year old cousin is pretty thin and her five year old sister is wearing her clothes saying it’s too tight.
fh;alfjasldf.
Someone stop feeding her everything she wants.